Movie of the Week: Pirates of the Carribean: At World's End


Please let this franchise be "at world's end".
This movie isn't bad. It's boring which is a bigger crime. The first two hours were a constant struggle to stay awake during or care about this movie. They would sprinkle Jack Sparrow in to keep you going like a shot of espresso but eventually your body adjusts.
My review for Dead Man's Chest last year pretty much applies to this movie as well and I don't feel like retyping it.
Let me just add two things:
- It's like the writers and directors forgot what made the first one so great and so much fun. That movie was all about Jack Sparrow and a fun little pirate adventure. Then they went and made it all dark, twisty and unnecessarily complicated. It's like, "Wow, Johnny Depp got nominated for a Best Actor Oscar for a role in this silly little pirate film. Let's add more characters and cut his lines."
- What happened to the two hour movie? Really?
Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
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